harryspankme: iwantyourbutt: harryspankme: how do they even make baby corn well when the mommy and daddy corn love each other very much this was a serious question i didn’t ask for this
android18: i would suck a thousand dicks to get a circular bed
skizzimi: lambschop: skizzimi: lambschop: there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that youre a little off there friend ok maybe 3 thousand better
thereasonimpale: mycroft-queenofcake: thewierdointhegroup: i-have-been-johnlocked: i-am-a-wayward-daughter: the-fandoms-are-cool: barrett-the-babe: charile: i hope you hit post limit I hope your gravestone is in comic sans I hope you have to use algebra in your career I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs i hope your computer crashes i hope you step on a...
dumpsterfetus: blackromney: when u click a picture to make it bigger and it redirects to a website I was like 10000% sure that clicking that picture would redirect me to a website
whorville: *whispers to you during sex* Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe
fuckyeahlaughters: can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist
bbulbasaur: my worst problem on tumblr is when somebody makes a post and i sit there for five minutes asking myself “are we close enough for me to reply with a joke”
lolhellno: my-rain-day: lolhellno: sex is so weird its literally just putting your penis inside someone else’s penis like. what the fuck i dont think thats how it works yes it is. ive had so much sex. a lot. like 100 sex
lordoftheinternet: do you ever see someone who’s so cute that you just sorta curl into a ball and whimper?
danistotallyuncool: naking: mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
hungarian: the next time someone says jesus christ just say “yes?”
mumfoalandsons: one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one” he never bothered me again
cynic-optimist: gallifrey-feels: phanesh: ...
browningtons: if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
amoying: 10/10 doctors recommend making out with me
fukawatouko: getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it
annelehan: I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
nippled: if you’re ever feeling upset just look at these angora rabbits heheh fluffy omg it’s impossible not to feel better after looking at these pictures
trillow: girl are you from tennessee because i tagged you in a read more and checked my freehostedscripts tracker and it said you were from tennessee i hope you don’t think that’s creepy girl
shialebuffalo: liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
kid-omega: raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
gcoky: i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
the-yolocaust: if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture