May 2013
harryspankme:
iwantyourbutt:
harryspankme:
how do they even make baby corn
well when the mommy and daddy corn love each other very much
this was a serious question i didn’t ask for this
android18:
i would suck a thousand dicks to get a circular bed
skizzimi:
lambschop:
skizzimi:
lambschop:
there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a little off there friend
ok maybe 3 thousand
better
thereasonimpale:
mycroft-queenofcake:
thewierdointhegroup:
i-have-been-johnlocked:
i-am-a-wayward-daughter:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
barrett-the-babe:
charile:
i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a...
dumpsterfetus:
blackromney:
when u click a picture to make it bigger and it redirects to a website
I was like 10000% sure that clicking that picture would redirect me to a website
whorville:
*whispers to you during sex*
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fuckyeahlaughters:
can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist
bbulbasaur:
my worst problem on tumblr is when somebody makes a post and i sit there for five minutes asking myself “are we close enough for me to reply with a joke”
lolhellno:
my-rain-day:
lolhellno:
sex is so weird its literally just putting your penis inside someone else’s penis like. what the fuck
i dont think thats how it works
yes it is. ive had so much sex. a lot. like 100 sex
lordoftheinternet:
do you ever see someone who’s so cute that you just sorta curl into a ball and whimper?
danistotallyuncool:
naking:
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
hungarian:
the next time someone says jesus christ just say “yes?”
mumfoalandsons:
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
cynic-optimist:
gallifrey-feels:
phanesh:
...
browningtons:
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
amoying:
10/10 doctors recommend making out with me
fukawatouko:
getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it
annelehan:
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
April 2013
nippled:
if you’re ever feeling upset just look at these angora rabbits
heheh
fluffy
omg
it’s impossible not to feel better after looking at these pictures
trillow:
girl are you from tennessee because i tagged you in a read more and checked my freehostedscripts tracker and it said you were from tennessee i hope you don’t think that’s creepy girl
shialebuffalo:
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
kid-omega:
raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
gcoky:
i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
the-yolocaust:
if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture
