how do they even make baby corn
well when the mommy and daddy corn love each other very much
this was a serious question i didn’t ask for this
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there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a little off there friend
ok maybe 3 thousand
better
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i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a lego
i hope they cancel oprah
when u click a picture to make it bigger and it redirects to a website
I was like 10000% sure that clicking that picture would redirect me to a website
*whispers to you during sex*
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can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist
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my worst problem on tumblr is when somebody makes a post and i sit there for five minutes asking myself “are we close enough for me to reply with a joke”
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